diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

herpowerisherown:

LIFE 
usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section ??????????????????

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section
 ??????????????????

bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

image

im walking on sunshine

ouch