portentsofwoe:
“dark google, show me racist dogs
”

portentsofwoe:

dark google, show me racist dogs

jumpingjacktrash:
“ hedgehodgemonster:
“ toodutchforyou:
“ i don’t get it omg
” ”
who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here
”

jumpingjacktrash:

hedgehodgemonster:

toodutchforyou:

i don’t get it omg

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who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

savagry:

TOO MANY!!!!!

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

valucard:

????????

romantic

larry-thesnail:
“ not again
”

larry-thesnail:

not again

lovelysuggestions:

as a fellow socially anxious person, i think it’s important to let you all know that no one cares about your flaws as much as you do. no one is going to notice if your hair is a little flat, or that you’re eyebrows are a little uneven, or that there is a loose thread in the hem of your sweater. and, even if they do, no one is going to hate you for it, or think you’re gross, or stop being your friend because of it. hell, being around someone who isn’t perfect is nice because we can all take comfort in knowing that EVERYBODY has slightly off odds and ends. so don’t pay any mind to the little things that make you worry, no one is going to think less of you for them.

Doctor: you have 6 months to live
me: Oh No!!!! 😜👌🏽😂👌🏽😉👌🏽💯💯🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
Doctor: how the hell did you do that
Person: I love animals and I just want to protect them all
Vegan: Cool! Here's an awesome way you can protect a lot of animals starting today!
Person: Oh wait no I didn't actually want to do anything I love bacon too much to be bothered lol